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Data Driven Christmas

Food Consumption Index

A forecast of how eagerly your body will store every festive snack you shouldn’t have eaten. After all, “just one more” is never just one.

Liver Performance Monitor

A real-time forecast of your liver’s struggle to survive the holidays, measured by drink pace and recovery time.“I’ll take it slow tonight” has never been true after 9 p.m.

Gift Panic Timeline

A timeline of your fading holiday shopping confidence, powered by procrastination and zero last-minute inspiration, which is why Christmas Eve gifts always end up being socks.